March 13, 2026 — Aloha Friday the 13th
Several environmental conservation organizations that provided services to the Department of the Interior had their contracts canceled after a determination that they used DEI practices in their internal hiring. The problem: the DEI-related hiring was for employees whose jobs had no connection to the government work being performed. By every government performance metric, the organizations were doing their contracted work well. The court granted a preliminary injunction, finding that using a company's internal, unrelated business practices as a basis for contract cancellation looked likely to succeed as a First Amendment retaliation claim. Bryan also noted the historical context: DEI practices began in the 70s-80s as business decisions by corporations that had stagnated by homogenizing their workforce — a business judgment problem, not a PR problem — which makes government interference with those decisions more legally fraught.
Ed Martin — former January 6th defender, former interim D.C. U.S. Attorney, and current administration pardon attorney — was charged by the D.C. Bar on two counts. Count one: Martin sent a letter to Georgetown Law canceling DOJ hiring of Georgetown students because of unspecified "DEI" violations, a likely First Amendment violation he had sworn an oath to uphold. Count two: After learning he was under investigation, Martin sent direct letters to the judges of the D.C. Court of Appeals (who hear disbarment cases) demanding face-to-face meetings to resolve his case and dismiss the charges — without including D.C. Bar lawyers on the communications. He cc'd the White House to remind the judges who they were dealing with. This is ex parte communication (one-sided contact with a judge without the opposing party present) — a fundamental rule lawyers know on day one. The judges repeatedly told him to stop. Bryan: "It has a lot of let-me-speak-to-your-manager vibes."
At the March 10 TRO hearing, Judge Lin proposed skipping the TRO (which would only last two weeks) and going straight to the preliminary injunction. Anthropic agreed but expressed concern about what the government might do in the interim. The government's lawyer said he didn't think anything would happen before April 3 — but when pressed to guarantee it, he declined. The judge: "I think we all know exactly what that means." She immediately moved the preliminary injunction hearing to March 24. The government lawyer raised his hand to say he was busy that day; the judge told him he had plenty of lawyers and to figure it out.
No new substantive update in this episode; case continues in Tennessee appellate proceedings. See 0306_ALOHA.md for full entry.